And it's almost New Year's ( Read more... )

My mom called like a stalker and wanted to know if I've finally found a nice girl to turn me straight yet. After telling her that no, I've got a boyfriend and I didn't want a nice girl to turn me straight I kind of hung up on her. >D ( Read more... )

Never underestimate the power of a man in a chicken suit ( Read more... )

Next time I think I'm a general in the fucking Dark Kingdom instead of an ex-soldier of Satan (I swear there's a difference), please hit me with a Bible. Or point me in the direction of pictures of Ren. Or start chanting the Latin exorcism crap. That gets me pretty damn queasy, all "Vade retro satana, nunquam suaSFDG--" oh my fucking God, I can't ( Read more... )